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Post by pjotr on Feb 14, 2018 17:49:02 GMT 1
Political humor and political comedy is present in verious countries and societies. It has a rich tradition in the USA, the United Kingdom, France and Poland. Cartoons, satire, ironical sense of humor about rulers and politicians, mockery, sarcastic and sometimes cynical jokes about politcs, politicians, the media, entertainment and the society.
In the Netherlands we have the website and organisation De Speld, which is entirely built on the idea of (comical) Fake news, totally ridiculous news about Dutch politicians, society, entertainment shows and world news. It is so ridiculous that it is groteske. But very funny if you know Dutch. In Poland you have the weekly Nie ("No") of Jerzy Urban, in the Netherlands we have De Speld.
The representative of Party against the civilians:
"Don't let them fool you, these elections are only about one thing! Civilians! The Netherlands is a country! A country full of citizens, much problems in our country are caused by citizens.
For instance education and healthcare. But also unemployment, traffic jams, and defence. All caused by civilians. On our national airport Schiphol, daily planes full of citizens land, there are already 17 million of them. It is time to join forces, together we can thrive on the past, so that the strongest shoulders, do not have to carry the burden.
Together we can do that, together we can do more. The kitchen is the place where we gather. Where we fill the table with food for our children. Where we drink coffee. This time asks for distrust towards all citizens, young and old, poor and ill, only in this way we can widen the gap between civilians and politics.
We can only fight you if we do it together! Together against you! We are the Party against civilians. Go to hell!”
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Post by pjotr on Feb 14, 2018 17:50:00 GMT 1
The Province has no use, it doesn't interest you at all. That's why I am Pro Province. I want to hinder you at any administrative level. I want a country in which you have zero chances. Wether it is about finding a job, or a good school for your children, I want a society in which nobody feels at home, and nobody has a future, especially you!
The Province has to go back to it's core tasks, I have only one core task, to destroy you. I can't do that alone, I need your help with that. So, spoil your vote.
I am from the Party against civilians, and that's why I say; "More North-Holland (A Dutch province) and less you (the civillians)!"
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Post by pjotr on Feb 14, 2018 17:51:12 GMT 1
On 19 march there are muncipality elections. And you decide how you will be thwarted the next 4 years. The last 4 years we neglected the city center with succes. Also the next 4 years we will focus on pauperisation. Our work isn't finished yet. In education there are still to less management layers, so the teachers have a to easy job. Patients must have the chance to be ill again. That's why we want less involvement of informal care. And entrepreneurs have to shut up again.
The Party against civilians want to limit service to civillians. The Muncipality building will only be open on Thursday from 11:00 to 11:15 so it will be impossible for hard working citizens to get a passport.
Voter: "I vote Party against the civilians, because I know where my children go to school."
Voter 2 :" I vote Party against the civilians, because I don't want that the next generation will have it better than me."
We won't disappoint your distrust! But we can only fight you if we do it together. Together against you! We are the Party against the civilians, therefor we say "Beverwijk (a Dutch muncipality) shut up!"
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Post by pjotr on Feb 14, 2018 17:52:18 GMT 1
I am here in 't Twiske, a unique national park, with authentic peat lakes, centuries old trees, and special animals. Woodpeckers, swallows, nightingales, who can still breed in a quiet environment. The perfect location for a 4 lane highway. A HOV lane (high-occupancy vehicle lane ; multi-occupancy lane). Lay your eggs elsewhere! Polluting car traffic, mega farms, windmills. The Party agains the civilians says; "Why not in your backyard, let's do it!" "We promise noise pollution, stench and horizon pollution and you will be the one to pay for it, because we will raise the taxes. We are the Party against the civilians, and therefor we say, Die!"
Party leader Melle Smit: "Many problems in our country are caused by citizens, for example, health care, unemployment, traffic jams and defense, all by citizens, and this time calls for mistrust of all citizens, and we can only fight you if we to do it together, together, against you. The Party against the Citizen - Get lost! "
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Post by pjotr on Feb 14, 2018 17:53:33 GMT 1
The man of the Party against civilians: "When I go to my job in the morning, sometimes I am insulted by swearing people, or threatened! -The guy get's slapped in the face, is stunned for a moment, than looks happy and says-: Excellent, this is the society I support! "We say no health care for the people, take care of yourself! He then takes a leak in a pan -with soup for needy neighbours- which represents charity and goes on with his statements! He walks into a street and says: "There are neighbourhoods in this country where citizens dare to go out on the street, that is unacceptable, the police must be busy again with bureaucracy in the office and be less on the street so that the social environment of civilians will be less safe. And the police should bully civilians again." The he lights a fuse or rope hanging out of one of the doors in the street.
He ends with: "We are the party against the citizens, f*** you!
Sometimes you can't translate sense of humor, satire and comedy. The Speld is a satirical, ironical, cynical and sarcastic chanal which mocks with politics, fake news and which also mocks Dutch entertainment programs, by making totally ridiculous versions of it.
It is so well made that some Dutch people react on it seriously.
Some Dutch comments:
First comment: Excellent, this is how are politicians are, they screw us. Promise good things, but make anything worse.
Second commend: Good party, I am going to vote for them.
Third comment: Good analysis of the political reality in a sarcastic parody.
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Post by pjotr on Feb 14, 2018 18:15:22 GMT 1
This is a parody of a real serious tv show. The talkshow host (female) talks with the guest who has developped a total new entertainment show.
She asks him why he started his totally unnecessary entertainment show. She says: There are a lot of totally unnecessary entertainment shows today, why did you start your own totally unnecessary entertainment show? The guest replies seriously why he is making his totally unnecessary entertainment show. And that the idea behind it is that he puts as less energy and time in it as possible and avoid intelligent questions. It has to be cosy, mediocre, totally predictable and how he avoids adressing new audiences. The female talkshow host replies: "So your show is very
exchangeable." And the guy replies: "Yes, ofcourse my totally unnecessary entertainment show ofcourse is totally exchangeable."
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Post by pjotr on Feb 15, 2018 0:43:30 GMT 1
Is there a Polish version of this. Not Nie, but a real political comedy. Mocking Polish politics and politicians with ironical video's, jokes, cartoons or scetches (theatrical plays)?
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