Post by Bonobo on Dec 13, 2018 22:32:55 GMT 1
Hmm, let`s try. The task seems a little challenge but that`s what I feel like doing now: dealing with my kids` amusing Polish. Malapropisms or just humorous utterances.
I am not going to write who said sth, gender or their ages, just pure translations.
Sometimes parents will be included, too. E.g., mum: Go and read sth, but not like: here a kitten, there a mitten.
Kids
This chicken smells like a dog. It is dog meat.
When I asked what they thought about the novel I read to them: Long.
In December there is Christ something.
One crunches on broccoli, another comments: Normally, heavy artillery.
To the cat who was scared of the rabbit: Cat, you sAssy!
I struck a fly with a swatter, causing indignation:
Hey, it sprinkled over here!
Yes, and me was dropped, too!
Who is grandpa to dad?
It doesn`t smell like barbecue, but it tastes as if it smelt.
Singing the disco polo song: Suez vodka like Sobieski Canal.
Trying exotic fruit: first it tastes revolting, then bland.
The elder ones: Come on!
The youngest: Whad you want, kiddies?
dad: "and so he was walking around the hamlet when..."
Who is that Hamlet?
Sports commentary: Wow, it is 1:1, they are losing!
I am not going to write who said sth, gender or their ages, just pure translations.
Sometimes parents will be included, too. E.g., mum: Go and read sth, but not like: here a kitten, there a mitten.
Kids
This chicken smells like a dog. It is dog meat.
When I asked what they thought about the novel I read to them: Long.
In December there is Christ something.
One crunches on broccoli, another comments: Normally, heavy artillery.
To the cat who was scared of the rabbit: Cat, you sAssy!
I struck a fly with a swatter, causing indignation:
Hey, it sprinkled over here!
Yes, and me was dropped, too!
Who is grandpa to dad?
It doesn`t smell like barbecue, but it tastes as if it smelt.
Singing the disco polo song: Suez vodka like Sobieski Canal.
Trying exotic fruit: first it tastes revolting, then bland.
The elder ones: Come on!
The youngest: Whad you want, kiddies?
dad: "and so he was walking around the hamlet when..."
Who is that Hamlet?
Sports commentary: Wow, it is 1:1, they are losing!