So, Bonobo, I'm wondering how your school year is going...I miss the stories about your students. I'm working in the high school now, and it is certainly a different world from elementary school. Students, particularly boys, in their freshman year, are peculiar creatures...but it's amazing how much they change by their senior year. Unfortunately, by the time they are ready to graduate, they don't need my services anymore...but the younger and more difficult ones continue to be in academic need... so that is who I must work with!
What happened to the guessing game? You used to let us guess what the students really meant to say...but you have given us the answers!
Do you have any more we can try to figure out?
So, you say you ready for rheal challenje??
Ok, check this out. These are written and spoken productions by my most dyslexic students (poor guys). Of course, in some cases I removed the background of the utterance, leaving the core malapropism. Sorry for taboo words here and there.