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Post by Bonobo on Feb 17, 2008 11:54:54 GMT 1
Andrzej Mleczko is a caricaturist whom I have always admired. I still remember his first cartoons and strip stories released 30 years ago. He ridiculed communism (I still wonder how it was possible they didn`t put him in jail for that) in a wonderful way. He is devoid of any political correctness and that`s what I like most. His drawing line may look primitive but his humour is outstanding. I have found a lot of his stuff on the Net so I think it will be a long thread. Let`s start with the picture mentioned in the quote and more pictures which reflect on the current Polish obsession of bugging, taping and spying on, started by the Terrible Twins. For an extra charge, we have a table guaranteed not to be bugged I talk only to journalists who went over to the dark side of the force. Because the school lacks educational boards, today our janitor will show you how female organs look like.  Explanations are useless. The bull is satisfied and the trainee has somothing to do.  Do you really need to write down each of my orgams in your good deed book?  Oops. It turned out that vodka, cigarettes and beer are very beneficial. 
Andrzej Mleczko (born on January 5, 1949 in Tarnobrzeg) is a Polish illustrator, mostly known for his satirical activities. He is also connected with painting, book illustrations, adverts, scenography and posters. He has worked with Polish and foreign magazines, in which he has published more than 15,000 of his drawings.
He graduated from the Faculty of Architecture of Cracow University of Technology.
In 1982 in Kraków he opened his own art gallery. He also opened his own gallery in 2002 in Warsaw.
In 2001 he co-hosted (with Paweł Pawlik) programme called Galeria Andrzeja Mleczki (Gallery of Andrzej Mleczko) on the radio station RMF FM . In 2003 he took part in Moja szkoła w Unii Europejskiej (My school in the European Union), a program promoting integration with the EU. He also received a Krakowska Książka Miesiąca (Cracovian Book of the Month) award in November 2008 for his book Seks, mydło i powidło.
He has made appearances in two of Olaf Lubaszenko's films: Chłopaki nie płaczą (Boys don't cry, 2000) and "E=mc²" (2002).
He has a daughter, Ewa and a grandson.
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Post by Bonobo on Feb 22, 2008 10:56:33 GMT 1
I hope you will be rolling in the aisles after seeing his older stuff, the black and white cartoons, they are even better than those recent colour ones, especially his politically and morally dirty ones. hahahahahahahha However, to understand a lot of them, you have to live in Poland and feel the context.. It is incredible. I said that the earth stands on 4 elephants and people believe it. I told you, masses will buy everything.  Somebody from Poland. Tell them I am out.   I need something for sexual vigour. Quick!  We are lucky that the parish priest need money to renovate the church.  I have felt very lonely since the exorcist chased the devil out of me.  In my last words, I declare the day of national mourning today.    His cell phone is dead  |
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Post by Bonobo on Feb 22, 2008 10:58:48 GMT 1
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Post by Bonobo on Feb 22, 2008 11:00:10 GMT 1
Read the translated caption and explain what it is about:
This time it is probably permanent  I tolerate you only because our motherland has always enjoyed several centuries long tradition of tolerance.
 In the Union of Caricaturists: We must fetch caricaturists form China and Ukraine!! Our people can`t cope with their work! I am planning to start a new party, but it`s nothing serious for the time being. The notice reads: You voted for PiS! Do you always have to reproach me with it when we have a row? The AntiCorruption Bureau agent: Sir, did you order the wakening service? |
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Post by Bonobo on Feb 22, 2008 11:01:49 GMT 1
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Post by Bonobo on Feb 22, 2008 11:02:46 GMT 1
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Post by Bonobo on Feb 24, 2008 19:48:17 GMT 1
Not too good. I see a frying pan and beet salad.
As you can see, it is possible to have fun without alcohol, but it is very dangerous. Hi, I am tidying my personal database. I would only like to ask you if you are still my best friend? We must spare him something, he is our Music teacher. Road to Hell, Road to Perdition, Road to Guantanamo  Silly matter, doctor. He has got an official certificate saying he is Napoleon.  Polish Cuisine "Polish Style Bun" (recipe) 1. We buy a big bun 2. We pig it out quickly so that nobody takes it from us.  Shall we go and have dinner together? And later you would like to screw me? Not any more.  An idiotic situation, it has turned out that vodka and cigarettes are very healthy. 
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Post by Bonobo on Feb 24, 2008 19:50:47 GMT 1
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Post by Bonobo on Feb 24, 2008 19:52:46 GMT 1
I can see you on a superb yacht...drinking champagne....among many beautiful women...Excuse me, I got carried away a bit. Of course, our footage department is interested in this topic. If you kill your brother- and mother-in-law, we will come to film it. That`s interesting. You have been ill although I had explictly wished you good health for the New Year? Miss Brown, I am going to commit a suicide. Can you check how it mightl influence our company in the stock market? I am always good-humored. I like joking, that`s why the condemend like me very much. F...k off! You will come back home, watch the news and a crime movie and go to bed. Mr Bolek always acts like that when they forecast rains. Stop calling me Teddy!
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Post by Bonobo on Feb 24, 2008 19:57:02 GMT 1
Idiots rule! Shall we arrest him for offending the authorities or giving away the state secret?  What I like is that Mleczko totally ignores political correctness...  I am really thrilled. You have come down with my favourite illness....  This indiscernible noise can be remorse  Not by the balls!  I am here, you idiot!  For a warm-up I will ask you about the sense of life and then we will switch to more difficult topics...  Explain one thing to me. How is it that everybody likes it here, only Poles complain???  In the past such situations never took place before noon. Whenever I open the suitcase I hope to find a quartered body. I cannot accept all this mess. Please, arrest me. |
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Post by Bonobo on Oct 11, 2008 22:30:00 GMT 1
Mleczko Only a few percent really work. The rest are consultants  The President took offence again.  Stop it or the Prime Minister will come to castrate daddy.  If the Civic Platform builds the Museum of WW2, we will build the museum of WW3!  VIP room  In today`s news review we are going to discuss articles commenting our yesterday`s TV programmes.  Patridiots  He is trying to warm up his image.  Bugger off, man! I am not a couple of gays, only you see double.  I have gathered all this, exercising my right to gatherings.  Watch out! The ozone hole!  You lost the bet. Our religion teacher is heterosexual.  ECIFFO S`TNEDISERP  We would like a nice country without spy hunting.  Look for it!  Who won the battle at Vienna. Leo Benhaker.  I am not a racist. But I try to stay away from wildlife.  I always carry my popularity index with me.  Zbig, get up. You`ve got message from the chairman.  Smith and Son, Co.  They say he gave the citizenship to a black man who doesn`t speak Polish. That proves he is sick.   I heard clearly: First women, children and transvestites.  You should know, son, if I hadn`t done sth crazy during martial law, we wouldn`t be talking now like that. That`s fascinating, dad, tell me about it. When they declared the police curfew, I had to spend a night at your mother`s. We were very upset. And I didn`t use any protection.  |
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Post by valpomike on Oct 12, 2008 1:45:49 GMT 1
This was great stuff, keep on posting it.
Mike
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Post by Bonobo on Oct 12, 2008 20:08:08 GMT 1
This was great stuff, keep on posting it. Mike I can`t resist your pleas: This is my hubby`s favourite team. I want to buy him this match for his birthday.  It started before elections when they had taken my id card, then other repressions followed...  In the parliament restaurant: My colleague from a rival party is sitting at the table next to the window. Could you spit into his soup?  I used to be an honest, exemplary citizen. All people used to like and respect me. Then, I suddenly woke up and heard: Please, press the voting button and raise your hand.  Will you agree that in a democratic country everything should be above board? Of course...  Houston, we have a problem......  Bus Warsaw- Brussels. We are going to stop in the forest for a while. Remember, left wing goes left, right wing goes right.  Why are you surprised? The society is getting older...  I believe that your wife is very ugly, but I can`t perform an in vitro insemination...  |
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Post by valpomike on Oct 12, 2008 23:05:26 GMT 1
GREAT
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Post by Bonobo on Mar 24, 2009 22:12:56 GMT 1
I have confessed. Now it`s your turn.  We like some, others not.  Since I met the President my social position has boosted. Congratulations. What did you talk about? Actually, it was a very short conversation. What did he tell you? Bugger off, creep!  I think I know why nobody wants to play with you.  Maybe they know sth we don`t know...  The crisis in our area is more acute than I thought before...  I am sorry but the National Health Fund doesn`t refund visits to spin doctors.  It isn`t what you are thinking, simply the climate in Laponia gets warmer.  TV speaker: Unknown perpetrators shot at President. I told you, Palikot is relentless. (a politician who doesnt` like President)  In my class, only 2 students are for Satan. The rest strongly support God.  You should know that if not for sth I did during the martial law, we wouldn`t be able to talk right now, in a free, democratic Poland, son. It`s fascinating, dad. Tell me about it. Well, when they announced the curfew, I had to stay at your mother`s. We were very nervous. And I forgot sth... Cash, not a very nice person! I feel obliged to remind you that money isn`t most important in life. I was right. Money isn`t important, health is.  I am just saying prayers. Do you need anything?  |
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Post by Bonobo on Jul 20, 2009 18:46:59 GMT 1
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Post by locopolaco on Jul 20, 2009 19:48:07 GMT 1
see what i meant about polish economy? tis the reason it's not in the tank right now. |
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Post by Bonobo on Jul 20, 2009 19:59:20 GMT 1
see what i meant about polish economy? tis the reason it's not in the tank right now. Hmm, and what is it exactly? |
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Post by Bonobo on Mar 22, 2011 23:40:31 GMT 1
You lost your Medal of Valour and were afraid to admit it?  The rumour is that Mother of Fatima isn`t fond of Mother of Częstochowa...  Calm down, woman. I will insert you later on.  Shipyard turns into a fast food  It is a medal for the combat with the civilian leadership of the Defence Ministry.  Shall we get a little dirty on the Net before going to sleep?  Parody of patriotic Polish slogan: God Humour Motherland  Stop worrying. Someone does have to be a pathetic populist full of complexes.  It is a high tech gadget controlled by a satellite.   |
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Post by glee ♥ on May 8, 2011 18:17:02 GMT 1
This cartoons are really amazing. This guy has got a talent and sense of humour.  |
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Post by Bonobo on May 8, 2011 20:59:25 GMT 1
This cartoons are really amazing. This guy has got a talent and sense of humour. Don`t you think some of them are too vulgar? He was also accused of pornography. The first cartoon by Mleczko which I saw in late 1970s was very explicit. My older cousin displayed a few of them on his desk. Look, somebody wasn`t able to decide.  We have developed a new medication. Now we should find an ilness  No feeding models  I am afraid the lawmakers didn`t predict masochists.  He became audience`s favourite when he started juggling with promises  |
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Post by glee ♥ on May 9, 2011 18:44:47 GMT 1
Oh maybe, who knows. I haven't seen all his cartoons. But I've got tea pad with Sawka drawing.
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Post by Bonobo on Jun 17, 2011 13:02:56 GMT 1
Old and new cartoons displayed on the window of Mleczko gallery in Krakow. Before I move them to open thread.. Shit. Again I forgot about foreplay.  This is a bare ass, my son, and don`t let anyone tell you it is something else.  Which one is Gulliver?  Counting out  Counting out   No need to intervene. The bull is satisfied, the trainee is busy.  Little conservationsist - discover secrets of nature.  Welcome to Highlands  Those ostriches are a nuisance  Socialism and capitalism   You can all kiss my ass!  I told you - women like baldies.  From the very beginning I knew that Noah doesn`t like us.   Before I move them to open thread.. Again you drank tap water.  Arrest him for giving away state secrets or slander? Idiots rule!  Remember about the environment, Steve!   F...g intellectuals.  |
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Post by Bonobo on Dec 31, 2017 19:21:38 GMT 1
After realising I am a symbol of Poland, I got depressed.  |
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