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Post by Bonobo on Dec 13, 2018 22:32:55 GMT 1
Hmm, let`s try. The task seems a little challenge but that`s what I feel like doing now: dealing with my kids` amusing Polish. Malapropisms or just humorous utterances.
I am not going to write who said sth, gender or their ages, just pure translations.
Sometimes parents will be included, too. E.g., mum: Go and read sth, but not like: here a kitten, there a mitten.
Kids
This chicken smells like a dog. It is dog meat.
When I asked what they thought about the novel I read to them: Long.
In December there is Christ something.
One crunches on broccoli, another comments: Normally, heavy artillery.
To the cat who was scared of the rabbit: Cat, you sAssy!
I struck a fly with a swatter, causing indignation: Hey, it sprinkled over here! Yes, and me was dropped, too!
Who is grandpa to dad?
It doesn`t smell like barbecue, but it tastes as if it smelt.
Singing the disco polo song: Suez vodka like Sobieski Canal.
Trying exotic fruit: first it tastes revolting, then bland.
The elder ones: Come on! The youngest: Whad you want, kiddies?
dad: "and so he was walking around the hamlet when..." Who is that Hamlet?
Sports commentary: Wow, it is 1:1, they are losing!
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Post by Bonobo on Dec 18, 2018 22:48:44 GMT 1
I forgot to add I have been running a special diary with my kids` funny utterances since the day they learnt to speak till today.
First I am going to out these sausages.
In Botanical Gardens, seeing the redecoration of the pond: So those ducks are still alive? Didn`t they transfer them?
In a bunker: So that`s why it is so dark in here! I forgot to take off my sunglasses.
My heart is beating me.
I am showing off my hair: Dad, take this hair away, disgusting.
I am laughing: Like a hyena!
How about mum going to a cinovie?
Mum, what are fruit flies for?
In a remote village, together with his family, there lived certain countryman called Plast. (Piast)
Chasing a hare in the garden: Rabbit, come here! That is, hare!
Grandma, let`s go! That is. let`s eat.
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