Golden thoughts from Polish students` homework and exams
Dec 31, 2021 11:50:57 GMT 1
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Post by Bonobo on Dec 31, 2021 11:50:57 GMT 1
That`s what teachers of Polish but not only have found in their students` works.
-Kai and Gerda were neither a brother or sister, they were siblings.
-Our dog is three years old, has a long tail and blue eyes, just like our daddy.
- The hedgehog and the swallow are animals that help the farmer to eat worms.
- If we look closely at the frog's tail, we notice that it is completely missing.
- A bee bites with its back, because the front is for collecting honey.
- The capital of Poland is usually Warsaw.
- The harp is similar to a swan, only it moves on the water worse.
- Butterfly plants (papilionaceous plants) are those that butterflies sit on to pollinate.
- In winter, forest animals should be fed to make them tasty in spring.
- Inside our body is a stick called the spine. The head sits at one end, and we sit at the other.
- Sisyphus was rolling a heavy stone up the hill, and it kept falling onto the end.
- In the past, people lived in poverty. They had rheumatism and a lot of children, due to dampness.
culture.pl/pl/artykul/humor-zeszytow-szkolnych
A self-taught person is one whose parents do not do their homework.
While in the second grade of primary school, the older sister gets married.
She was a woman when she got married.
I recognized my dad dressed as Santa because he stuttered.
Uncle was so lucky in love that he became a bachelor.
Her little daughter Ania smiled under her mustache.
I will go to my uncle for the harvest to help him f**k.
During a thunderstorm, my grandmother displayed the sacred painting so that the lightning would shoot it, not the house.
A boxer dog with a short tail, to which small children and grandmother were strongly attached, died.
Stas was capable of anything, even learning.
The question hung on his lips and hung there for a long time.
Wojtek assessed Agnieszka well because he took her in his hands.
An ant on a trip in the forest bit my friend.
At the flower exhibition, I liked the lady who showed us the most.
We marinated the mushrooms together with my aunt.
After collecting the waste paper, we sold it together with the teacher.
The parting with the teacher was solemn and very pleasant.
About his life was found out from the obituary.
Scouting has its perks, and some intimate distortions are rare.
The soldiers came to the village to eat some pea soup and save it from the flood.
The work of a doctor is difficult and dangerous for the patient.
I like the job of a secretary the most, because there is a clean job with a director.
The work of the washerwoman is hard because the dirt sticks.
Modern farming methods are used to do as little as possible.
Poland sends abroad: coal, groceries, cars and other historical stuff.
Dregs are coffee grounds in a glass of an honest part of society.
If Kordian had acted in a collective, he would not have fainted at the Tsar's door.
Gerwazy killed the major in a community act.
One of the tasks of the police is to participate in accidents.
My heart ached and I had the KGB in the health center.
Firefighters sleep in their pants and have alarm bells there.
Fire brigades arrive and then after extinguishing the losses amount to millions.
The most important person in the village is the priest who hides bad character traits under his cassock.
Before the war, the peasant divided a match into four and it was also enough for him.
The village was self-sufficient because the women provided milk, meat and skins.
Young farmers would produce more produce, but they lack wives.
The peasants do well because they eat their eggs.
Currently, community centers are being built in the countryside where peasants can rest and sleep after work.
Many wise people have spoken and written about it, so I would like to speak on this matter as well.
The chairman of the meeting was unable to speak any further because his carafe was dry.
The citizen changed color after using the sobriety test. This is a sign that alcohol has been used.
Drunken adolescents may produce offspring.
Venereal diseases are widespread through radio, television, the press and lectures.
Social diseases are those that are treated even though they are not present.
Today, there is a television in every home that provides the population with spiritual needs.
When talking to a woman, you need to take your hands out of your pockets and the cigarette.
On Women's Day, the ladies were dressed in festive clothing and presented their artistic part, and the gentlemen were kind to them on that day.
The employee usually takes special leave to enlarge the family.
The scooter is a former automotive production. We now have single-track and double-track vehicles.
The reliability of this machine is that it can be repaired after any breakdown.
The three kings were called Kacper, Melchior and Wańkowicz.
Łomża is a very beautiful city, especially at night and on postcards.
Revalorization consists in the renovation of former beautiful monuments, which later become hovels.
Ancient Egyptian women wore tunics that covered their breasts down to the ankles.
Stanisław August Poniatowski became the king during the erection.
Czarniecki collected a large peasant dung.
During the partitions, Poland was divided into three unequal halves.
Kosciuszko pulled it out and said he would not hide it.
Joan of Arc became famous because she was a virgin.
Napoleon had many lovers among women.
Primitive people had organs made of stone.
Through the hole in his pants you could see that he was poor.
Once, when there was poverty, the brothers would go to church in one pair of pants.
In the old days, peasants lived longer than humans.
In the past, the peasant did nothing all his life, he only worked.
The serf must have laid eggs for his master.
An honest nobleman owned a land and a wife, on which he farmed.
In the former Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, every nobleman had the right to an erection.
From father to son, the popes were celibate.
In the Battle of Grunwald, more dead left than came.
The Teutonic murders were terrible.
During the total mobilization, even elderly children were drafted into the army.
The bailiffs lived in such small cells that they slept on top of each other.
Drzymała drove the cart around and the Germans could jump on him.
And then Luther probably died.
Fryderyk was the only child of a large family.
Picasso is something that has only one eye.
Rubens painted without clothes.
We distinguish between costumes, clothing and naked films.
I've watched "The Strauss Family" and yet I can't waltz.
I like Olbrychski very much because he is a gifted and brave actor who does not need stunned men.
Cabaret is a theater of easy morals.
I would like to follow in the footsteps of great masters such as Chopin and Moniuszko, which is why I decided to learn to play the mandolin.
The narrator speaks in prose, and the delirious subject in poetry.
The poet is characterized by a noble poverty of thought.
Pine forests rattled in his ears and family forests gurgled.
At the genesis of the poem, there was a great tangle of political matters and literary threads detached from the native soil.
I read the poem with a tear of affection in one eye and delight in the other.
-Kai and Gerda were neither a brother or sister, they were siblings.
-Our dog is three years old, has a long tail and blue eyes, just like our daddy.
- The hedgehog and the swallow are animals that help the farmer to eat worms.
- If we look closely at the frog's tail, we notice that it is completely missing.
- A bee bites with its back, because the front is for collecting honey.
- The capital of Poland is usually Warsaw.
- The harp is similar to a swan, only it moves on the water worse.
- Butterfly plants (papilionaceous plants) are those that butterflies sit on to pollinate.
- In winter, forest animals should be fed to make them tasty in spring.
- Inside our body is a stick called the spine. The head sits at one end, and we sit at the other.
- Sisyphus was rolling a heavy stone up the hill, and it kept falling onto the end.
- In the past, people lived in poverty. They had rheumatism and a lot of children, due to dampness.
culture.pl/pl/artykul/humor-zeszytow-szkolnych
A self-taught person is one whose parents do not do their homework.
While in the second grade of primary school, the older sister gets married.
She was a woman when she got married.
I recognized my dad dressed as Santa because he stuttered.
Uncle was so lucky in love that he became a bachelor.
Her little daughter Ania smiled under her mustache.
I will go to my uncle for the harvest to help him f**k.
During a thunderstorm, my grandmother displayed the sacred painting so that the lightning would shoot it, not the house.
A boxer dog with a short tail, to which small children and grandmother were strongly attached, died.
Stas was capable of anything, even learning.
The question hung on his lips and hung there for a long time.
Wojtek assessed Agnieszka well because he took her in his hands.
An ant on a trip in the forest bit my friend.
At the flower exhibition, I liked the lady who showed us the most.
We marinated the mushrooms together with my aunt.
After collecting the waste paper, we sold it together with the teacher.
The parting with the teacher was solemn and very pleasant.
About his life was found out from the obituary.
Scouting has its perks, and some intimate distortions are rare.
The soldiers came to the village to eat some pea soup and save it from the flood.
The work of a doctor is difficult and dangerous for the patient.
I like the job of a secretary the most, because there is a clean job with a director.
The work of the washerwoman is hard because the dirt sticks.
Modern farming methods are used to do as little as possible.
Poland sends abroad: coal, groceries, cars and other historical stuff.
Dregs are coffee grounds in a glass of an honest part of society.
If Kordian had acted in a collective, he would not have fainted at the Tsar's door.
Gerwazy killed the major in a community act.
One of the tasks of the police is to participate in accidents.
My heart ached and I had the KGB in the health center.
Firefighters sleep in their pants and have alarm bells there.
Fire brigades arrive and then after extinguishing the losses amount to millions.
The most important person in the village is the priest who hides bad character traits under his cassock.
Before the war, the peasant divided a match into four and it was also enough for him.
The village was self-sufficient because the women provided milk, meat and skins.
Young farmers would produce more produce, but they lack wives.
The peasants do well because they eat their eggs.
Currently, community centers are being built in the countryside where peasants can rest and sleep after work.
Many wise people have spoken and written about it, so I would like to speak on this matter as well.
The chairman of the meeting was unable to speak any further because his carafe was dry.
The citizen changed color after using the sobriety test. This is a sign that alcohol has been used.
Drunken adolescents may produce offspring.
Venereal diseases are widespread through radio, television, the press and lectures.
Social diseases are those that are treated even though they are not present.
Today, there is a television in every home that provides the population with spiritual needs.
When talking to a woman, you need to take your hands out of your pockets and the cigarette.
On Women's Day, the ladies were dressed in festive clothing and presented their artistic part, and the gentlemen were kind to them on that day.
The employee usually takes special leave to enlarge the family.
The scooter is a former automotive production. We now have single-track and double-track vehicles.
The reliability of this machine is that it can be repaired after any breakdown.
The three kings were called Kacper, Melchior and Wańkowicz.
Łomża is a very beautiful city, especially at night and on postcards.
Revalorization consists in the renovation of former beautiful monuments, which later become hovels.
Ancient Egyptian women wore tunics that covered their breasts down to the ankles.
Stanisław August Poniatowski became the king during the erection.
Czarniecki collected a large peasant dung.
During the partitions, Poland was divided into three unequal halves.
Kosciuszko pulled it out and said he would not hide it.
Joan of Arc became famous because she was a virgin.
Napoleon had many lovers among women.
Primitive people had organs made of stone.
Through the hole in his pants you could see that he was poor.
Once, when there was poverty, the brothers would go to church in one pair of pants.
In the old days, peasants lived longer than humans.
In the past, the peasant did nothing all his life, he only worked.
The serf must have laid eggs for his master.
An honest nobleman owned a land and a wife, on which he farmed.
In the former Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, every nobleman had the right to an erection.
From father to son, the popes were celibate.
In the Battle of Grunwald, more dead left than came.
The Teutonic murders were terrible.
During the total mobilization, even elderly children were drafted into the army.
The bailiffs lived in such small cells that they slept on top of each other.
Drzymała drove the cart around and the Germans could jump on him.
And then Luther probably died.
Fryderyk was the only child of a large family.
Picasso is something that has only one eye.
Rubens painted without clothes.
We distinguish between costumes, clothing and naked films.
I've watched "The Strauss Family" and yet I can't waltz.
I like Olbrychski very much because he is a gifted and brave actor who does not need stunned men.
Cabaret is a theater of easy morals.
I would like to follow in the footsteps of great masters such as Chopin and Moniuszko, which is why I decided to learn to play the mandolin.
The narrator speaks in prose, and the delirious subject in poetry.
The poet is characterized by a noble poverty of thought.
Pine forests rattled in his ears and family forests gurgled.
At the genesis of the poem, there was a great tangle of political matters and literary threads detached from the native soil.
I read the poem with a tear of affection in one eye and delight in the other.