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Post by tufta on May 6, 2010 13:56:13 GMT 1
I have to let you know that my love-affair with French automotive industry is over. I have broken the relationship after in my 5-years old French car Renault , which I own since new, service properly,
a crankshaft
broke!!!
F.., s.. , d.. words come to my mind but I will not express them since Jeanne is listening as well.
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Post by valpomike on May 6, 2010 17:46:11 GMT 1
Next time try a Benz. I love mine, good service, is old, great mileage, lots of room, and has speed.
Mike
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Post by jeanne on May 6, 2010 20:40:01 GMT 1
F.., s.. , d.. words come to my mind but I will not express them since Jeanne is listening as well. Thank you, Tufta...I appreciate your delicacy! ;D Sorry about your car!! |
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Post by Bonobo on May 6, 2010 21:32:58 GMT 1
First, having read the title, I thought it was Mike`s, about his affair with Arlene/Crystal. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
As for French cars, I never thought highly of them. Statistics prove they are not as reliable as German or Japanese ones.
One must be fascinated with France and French stuff to buy and drive a French car.
I have never been, so I stay away from theirs. Names like Renault or Peguet alert me like an order: Watch out! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by jeanne on May 6, 2010 22:36:57 GMT 1
First, having read the title, I thought it was Mike`s, about his affair with Arlene/Crystal. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Yes, I must admit that I was hoping this is what the title meant... A little romantic drama would liven things up around here, but with mostly men on this forum, there's little hope of that!  |
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Post by Bonobo on May 6, 2010 22:55:52 GMT 1
First, having read the title, I thought it was Mike`s, about his affair with Arlene/Crystal. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Yes, I must admit that I was hoping this is what the title meant... A little romantic drama would liven things up around here, but with mostly men on this forum, there's little hope of that! Jeanne, how about you starting a little romantic drama here? To liven things a little? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by jeanne on May 6, 2010 23:26:09 GMT 1
Yes, I must admit that I was hoping this is what the title meant... A little romantic drama would liven things up around here, but with mostly men on this forum, there's little hope of that! Jeanne, how about you starting a little romantic drama here? To liven things a little? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ...hmmm...let's see...where could I start....  ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by valpomike on May 7, 2010 2:29:17 GMT 1
Write me.
Mike
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Post by tufta on May 7, 2010 8:31:49 GMT 1
First, having read the title, I thought it was Mike`s, about his affair with Arlene/Crystal. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D As for French cars, I never thought highly of them. Statistics prove they are not as reliable as German or Japanese ones. One must be fascinated with France and French stuff to buy and drive a French car. I have never been, so I stay away from theirs. Names like Renault or Peguet alert me like an order: Watch out! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D You was right. I understand things can happen to a car, but a broken crankshaft in a diesel motor, which is supposed to to be 'eternal'. ?? After just 100 000 km? Mike, thank you. In Poland the Benz is mainly used by new-rich wanting to show off. I will get myself a Honda! |
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Post by tufta on May 7, 2010 8:32:30 GMT 1
First, having read the title, I thought it was Mike`s, about his affair with Arlene/Crystal. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Yes, I must admit that I was hoping this is what the title meant... A little romantic drama would liven things up around here, but with mostly men on this forum, there's little hope of that! ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by tufta on May 7, 2010 9:07:07 GMT 1
Besides, Mike, in Europe the car must have speed instantly, the cities are dense and the distances are short. In US once you reach your speed you stay there for the next hour ;D |
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Post by jeanne on May 7, 2010 11:40:37 GMT 1
Alas, Mike, I fear you are not my type... with your great romantic prowess and your wandering eye (and more) for the ladies. I greatly prefer a one-woman type man. Sorry...no offense...we are all just different in our preferences...it's what makes the world go 'round... |
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Post by Bonobo on May 7, 2010 19:25:48 GMT 1
...hmmm...let's see...where could I start.... ;D ;D ;D It isn`t only the matter of "where." Also, of "what" and "how" ! |
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Post by jeanne on May 7, 2010 21:14:11 GMT 1
Also, of "what" and "how" ! Yes, and these are the more intriguing... ;D |
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Post by valpomike on May 8, 2010 15:25:39 GMT 1
Tufta,
My car is fast off the line, I often race, Mustangs and other fast cars and win. Could be not all Benz are fast off the line, but my model is. I will race you any time.
Mike
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Post by tufta on May 8, 2010 19:32:25 GMT 1
I will race you any time. Mike I am absolutely sure you would. Anytime. No matter what car I am in. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by pjotr on Dec 12, 2010 1:24:11 GMT 1
Next time try a Benz. I love mine, good service, is old, great mileage, lots of room, and has speed. Mike And it is German! Grundlich. ;D  |
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Post by Bonobo on Dec 16, 2010 23:35:08 GMT 1
My wife has just come and asked me not to eat chilli peppers (my fav). She claims it leaves the burning feeling in her body.
What should I do?
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Post by jeanne on Dec 16, 2010 23:39:05 GMT 1
My wife has just come and asked me not to eat chilli peppers (my fav). She claims it leaves the burning feeling in her body. What should I do? I'm afraid to ask what you mean by that... |
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Post by valpomike on Dec 17, 2010 16:54:04 GMT 1
Just work on making her happy, whatever it takes, it works for me.
Mike
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Post by Bonobo on Dec 17, 2010 22:43:29 GMT 1
My wife has just come and asked me not to eat chilli peppers (my fav). She claims it leaves the burning feeling in her body. What should I do? I'm afraid to ask what you mean by that... I mean exactly what you are afraid to ask about...... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D PS. Would it sound funny if I said "afraid to ask for" instead? I love puns...... ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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uncltim
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I oppose most nonsense.
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Post by uncltim on Dec 18, 2010 2:12:15 GMT 1
Reminds me of a scene from "Apocalypto" Watch from 7:27-8:48  |
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Post by tufta on Dec 18, 2010 8:59:24 GMT 1
My wife has just come and asked me not to eat chilli peppers (my fav). She claims it leaves the burning feeling in her body. What should I do? Well, since you ask... You should do something about your relationship with your wife if you feel compelled to constantly speak on the net about your undenyable conquests ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by valpomike on Dec 18, 2010 16:21:29 GMT 1
If you love her, you will do whatever she wants you to do, without questions. I do, and it works, some times.
Mike
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Post by Bonobo on Dec 18, 2010 21:09:10 GMT 1
You should do something about your relationship with your wife if you feel compelled to constantly speak on the net about your undenyable conquests ;D ;D ;D Today we are arranging another date. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D We are going to do it in the lift. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Bonobo on Dec 18, 2010 21:11:37 GMT 1
Reminds me of a scene from "Apocalypto" I watched the clip but I didn`t grasp the idea which must be explained somewhere earlier in the film. Why did they both run out of the hut in such pain? |
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Post by tufta on Dec 19, 2010 18:28:31 GMT 1
You should do something about your relationship with your wife if you feel compelled to constantly speak on the net about your undenyable conquests ;D ;D ;D Today we are arranging another date. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D We are going to do it in the lift. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D good job gangsta!  |
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Post by Bonobo on Dec 19, 2010 21:47:04 GMT 1
Nope, that commercial is not good comments on me. BTW, I am planning a surprise date today. I want to do it on my desk and chair. |
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uncltim
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Post by uncltim on Dec 19, 2010 21:49:28 GMT 1
In the beginning he was looking for a way to make him more potent in the bedroom because his mother-in-law was constantly complaining about her lack of grandchildren. He was told to rub hot peppers on his genitals by some of his tribesmen to make him more virile. I thought it played nicely into your "situation" (sigh) |
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Post by tufta on Dec 19, 2010 22:01:04 GMT 1
Nope, that commercial is not good comments on me. BTW, I am planning a surprise date today. I want to do it on my desk and chair. metafora and alegoria (difficult words) good luck ma frend! |
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