Real life comedy in Poland

[Bonobo]

A student in one of Krakow dorms decided to install a jaccuzzi in his room. That caused a huge scandal.

wiadomosci.gazeta.pl/wiadomosci/7,114883,25621310,krakow-student-agh-postanowil-wstawic-do-akademika-jacuzzi.html

Quick translation of part of text:

Kraków Radio informs that the story went viral due to student social media post, where he bragged about his idea. Photos were however discovered by AGH university authorities which now investigates the case.

Special committee will now check how dangerous was this act. We know now that 1000 liters jacuzzi is already removed and it's not creating any risk. It was not yet discovered how the students without notice put jacuzzi inside the dormitory in the first place .




A female driver drive into fresh concrete:



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Parking fee near the church - a prayer for parents

[Bonobo]

A very unusual inscription on a tombstone.
What the f.... are you looking at? It is natural we would prefer to lie on the beach.

www.fakt.pl/wydarzenia/polska/poznan/poznan-nietypowy-nagrobek-na-cmentarzu-na-junikowie/234vlqq

[Bonobo]

It seldom happens here that helicopters land and fill up.

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[Bonobo]

Local municipality office workers refused to accept a 200 PLN fine from a man. He brought it in a bucket, only coins. But the problem was he didn`t disinfect and sort the money.

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[Bonobo]

A man who owns a piece of land in Warsaw fenced it, claiming the city council refuses to buy it from him. As it is his, he can do what he wants. Municipal servants claim the fencing is illegal and threatened to take the case to court coz it blocks a part of the public sidewalk.

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[Bonobo]

In the window of life at ul. Rydygier in Wrocław, nuns found a 20-year-old man. After testing with a breathalyzer, it turned out that the man was under the influence of alcohol.

October 30, 2021, 13:26
- Tomasz Wojtasik / PAP


As reported by "Gazeta Wrocławska", the Borromeo sisters who look after the window of life were woken up by an alarm on Friday night. It was after 1, when the nuns discovered that there was no newborn baby in the window of life, but a 20-year-old man.
The young resident of Wrocław huddled and decided to use the window of his life to take a nap.
The sisters alerted the police and municipal police.
"We don't know how he did it, but he did it." He squeezed into the window of life and got stuck in it for good - this is how one of the policemen from Wrocław informed "Gazeta Wrocławska".
The 20-year-old was drunk. He could not explain why he decided to enter the window of life. The policemen quickly pulled him out of the alcove. The young inhabitant of Wrocław was taken to the sobering-up center.
The man also destroyed a special litter box in the window of life.
After sobering up, the man will not only have to testify, but also have to repair the damage.

[Bonobo]

Once in communism, plan was sacred - communists had to plan everything ahead and then tried to stick to it, rarely being successful.
I see the old customs are still thriving today - prearranged grass cutting has to take place even though the snow has fallen. Amazing absurd.

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[Bonobo]

PiS came to power by flattering and fulfilling the expectations, mostly financial, of the so called sovereign of Poland - the voters from lower classes who believed they were neglected and even despised by previous governments.

Here, an identity card of a sovereign - issued by a self-appointed government in exile in GB.

wydarzenia.interia.pl/slaskie/news-przylecialy-z-anglii-okazaly-dowod-osobisty-suwerena-ii-rp,nId,5695199

[Bonobo]

The theft of a modular butcher`s from the street in a housing estate - they put the container onto a truck and drove away. Amazing or amusing?



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[jeanne]

Jan 6, 2022 14:01:55 GMT 1 Bonobo said:

The theft of a modular butcher`s from the street in a housing estate - they put the container onto a truck and drove away. Amazing or amusing?

Both...amazing and amusing!

[Bonobo]

Jan 8, 2022 0:46:25 GMT 1 jeanne said:

Both...amazing and amusing!

Jeanne, you are incorrigible - people lose property and you treat it so lightly. It is really improper. I can laugh at anything and anybody because I am a crazy bonobo. But you?

[Bonobo]

It is always funny when people who do certain activities professionally breach against their own principles.

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A 50-year-old priest in November 2021 caused an accident in the commune of Brześć Kujawski (Kujawsko-Pomorskie), at that time he had over 2.6 per mille of alcohol in his body. Now, two months later, he has heard the charges and faces up to two years in prison. When the accident happened, the priest was an addiction therapist and he was the chaplain of sobriety in the diocese of Włocławek.

The accident happened on November 10, 2021 in Sokołowo Parcele. As the police informed at the time, the 50-year-old driver of the kia did not adjust the speed to the road conditions, pulled over to the side of the road and rolled over. The driver was taken to the hospital, he had over 2.6 per mille of alcohol in his body.